Thursday, June 4, 2009

Mopeds and bikes- Israel vs Americans


This is the definition of a moped. It is like a motercycle, but not quite. Why am I bringing this up now? Because just like cats, Israel is full of them. One of my goals this year was to get a ride on one. Unfortunatly, I have less than 2 weeks to accomplish this goal, and no, it hasn't happened yet.

I found it so funny whenever I saw teenagers, and even people in their 20's, riding bicycles in the streets, to school, and work. It is a form of transportation here in Israel, just like a rickshaw is in Asia. And they have no problem with it. In America, the average teen has a car when they get their license, at the age of 16. But here, it's a new shiny bike, or if they are lucky, a moped, or motercycle.

Imagine this scenario: 'Daddy, I want a caaaaaar!!! And it has to be red and shiny, just like all my friends. No, I can't drive to school in that old, beat up pick-up. Just imagine the embarrasment I would suffer. Like, I would like be an outcast. They would never talk to me again, I wouldn't get a date for the prom... (Sob sob.) Now the Daddy 'totally absolutly' must buy her a car, or she would like diiiiiiie! Oh, the money it would cost.

Now imagine if you substitute car with bike. Ha. Ha ha haha. Ya, I can see it now. 'Daddy, buy me a biiiiiike!!!! And it must have a basket on the back, and pink sparkly flowers, and streamers! I neeeeeed one!'

Ok, I know I'm exagerating, but that's how I imagine it. I think American teens can take a lesson from Israeli's. Yes, I'm making a generalization, but it seems to be true. Yes, most Israelis mature sooner than the average American teenager. They are forced to grow up quickly, having to go into the army at the tender age of 18. (I'm older, and still feel like a child sometimes.)

Back to mopeds. Another thing I find interesting. Here in Israel, it's more accepted for a religious teenager to have a motercycle, than in the states. In America, it is considered 'frayish', out there, daring. You are looked as a 'bad boy' if you have one. Plus, it's expensive. Not that it's cheap here, but cheaper.

I was in Bnei Brak, an ultra chassidish neighborhood, and I saw boys, with long coats, tzitzis, and peyos flying, riding those things. It was definitely a sight to remember. It's normal here. I think it's sort of like smoking. Thats also more accepted here then in America, though it shouldn't be.

It took me this long, but I am finally coming to terms with the differences between Americans, and Israelis. And I'm realizing that they are not so bad, and are in fact, quite good. I am planning on getting to that, when I have time. A post about the pros and cons of Israelis.

22 comments:

  1. valid points, young lady

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  2. lol. thanks strange dude. as i supposed to assume i know you?

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  3. mopeds are a tzayrei gimmel version of motorcycles.....coincidentally the isreali men's fashion consists of the tighter variety of clothing

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  4. yup. israeli fashion...another sore topic. so many of the guys look like they are gay...

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  5. as do their toned down motorcycles...

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  6. Hey, gay guys are cuter... :P

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  7. i know!!!! i love gay guys!! i always wanted to meet one, and fall in love, then he's be like a guy friend, not boy friend, with none of the hassles that come along with a boy-girl relationship. bliss!

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  8. Yeah, 'cept falling in love with a gay guy might be an issue... as he'll never have those feelings for you.

    But they make great friends... and are generally easier on the eyes :P.

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  9. na i didnt mean falling in love in that sense, i meant in a friends kind of way. oooo i love gay hairdressers!! they all love my hair!

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  10. everyone loves your hair when they realize they might have a tip coming to them..

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  11. I always thought it was foolish to compare Israelis and Americans; it's like complaining that no one speaks Spanish in Mongolia, ..why should they? Weird example, I know..

    But obviously, if anything, Israel should be compared to European, or better yet, Mediterranean countries. ..though I think it would be better to compare the living conditions in Israel with that of our Arab neighbors...or better yet, with poorer countries, like those in Africa.

    In other words American Jews come to Israel with the expectation that it has to be exactly like America, or else they're not interested in being there.. ..yet in the Talmud (in the last page of Ketubot) we find recorded examples of how strict the Amoraim were not to even 'feel' anything negative towards the Land of G-d by trying not to put themselves in the position where complaining that "things in the west weren't quite like they are in Babylonia" would even be possible...

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  12. chanalia- hmph! are you saying i dont have nice hair, that they lie to me?

    shriki- always a pleasure. wouldnt hurt if u reciprocated...

    and yes, i know you shouldnt 'compare' 2 countries, especially E''Y and anywhere else, but i cant help it. there are so many differences.

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  13. never really did an in depth study of your tresses , all i's saying is that EVERYONE has nice hair..

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  14. All men are created equal, but some are created more equal than others.

    I have NICER hair, even if everyones is pretty.

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  15. ahh, so now you are a communist?

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  16. I love israel. The food is original, real shawarmah! I love that they have buses running every few minutes, that you can take two different buses from the same spot and they both take you to the same place, that you can take the bus 15 and go in any direction and youll end up where you want in the same amount of time. Those weird little circles to drive around. Wait thats all jerusalem! I really havent been anywhere else in israel, I got to fo somewhere else next time.

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  17. 1. My mom rides a moped. It used to be a Harley but then she started wearig skirts.
    2. If you want gay best friends-go to art school. Actually don't, it's terrible for your neshama.
    3. No one I know has a car, we all take subways.

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  18. you're mom is cool. I didn't think Oregonian ladies rode harleys.

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  19. Well most people there ride bikes or hybrids. But we're conservative so...

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  20. chanalia- na, i just like the mantra.

    mike- definitly come back. i would say 100% that jerusalem is the best place to live, but check out tel aviv, we have some cool stuff here too!

    sara- really? thats so cool. art school, not for me. but there are a lot of gay models. maybe i'll go into modeling.

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  21. I wouldn't recommend it. Standing without moving for three hours is not a whole lot of fun. You could just move to San Fransisco though.

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