Nothing says it better than...

Quotes, cuz I'm too tired to come up with some of my own, and some of these say it better than I could. But only some. Enjoy, tell me which ones are your favorites.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to change where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud, I just have nothing better to say.

Believe that everything happens for a reason. People change, so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong, so that you can appreciate them when they are right, you believe lies, so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

A good friend will bail you out of jail; A TRUE friend will be sitting there next to you saying, "damn... we f$%*#^ up!"

Life will make you fall, but you gotta be strong enough to stand up again.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it'll be worth it.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, oh crap, she's up!

Sometimes when I say, 'oh I'm fine', I want someone to look me in the eyes and say, 'tell me the truth'.

We hide because we want to be found, we walk away to see who will follow us, and we let our hearts get crushed to see who cares enough to fix them.

Life is a winding road- don't get lost around the bend.