It's brilliant! You know the game 'Who wants to be a millionaire'? (It sounds waaaaaay better in Regis Philbin's rich barritone) The player has several lifelines. Phone a friend, ask the audience, eliminate 2 choices. But after you use up the lifeline, you don't get anymore. Fair? I think not.
What if in life you had unlimited lifelines? You do me a favor, and now I'm indebted to you. I do you a favor, and now you are in my debt. Life is a game of give and take, debts and payback.
But wouldn't it be nice if it didn't work that way? If favors recharged on their own? I'm writing an English essay for school. I need help. Anyone want to write it for me?
Unlimited lifeline. Like those candy bar machines, where after you purchase something, and it drops down into that black black hole, another candy bar pops out. Voila! It just keeps coming. Where you can always ask for help and not feel like you owe something, or that you are obligated to give back.
Awesome.
ill write it for you
ReplyDeleteor ill give u two tips a friend gave me:
outline
thesaurus
:)
I told CA I'd give him a donut if he wrote it for me. that goes for you as well. You'll really write it? Hurry, I leave to class in 3 hours. And I'm probably gonna write it a half hour b4 i leave as usual.
ReplyDeletei think my teacher told us those tips too. i just did what i always do when ppl give me tips: ignore them.
Outline is a really good idea. Really.
ReplyDeleteIf I write an essay for you, the teacher will start wondering why you suddenly stopped using articles and started writing long sentences with lots of subclauses.
But none of that high school stupidity. Just think of what you’re trying to say and then write down steps of your argument. And then start writing, looking at each step.
ReplyDeletethank you. i did start writing. im half way through. i have an hour and fifteen minutes left. would you like to see the finished product?
ReplyDeleteoh, i ate your donut. it was really good.
Sure. Send it along.
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