The end of the line

If you want advice, you've come to the right place.

If you want to change, we're here to help.

If you want to kvetch, well, there's a special line for that. It's the one that goes all around the block with no end in sight. If you want to kvetch, there's a special phone number for that. It's the one with an automated voice, and no option to speak to an operator. If you want to kvetch, well you've come to the wrong place. We can't help you.

We help people who help themselves, and if you don't want to change, if you just want to complain, well baby, you're at the end of the line. There's no where left to go.