Can anyone say maggots?
Wait, here's a trick question. Let's see who can answer it: what happens when you neglect to take out the garbage for quite a few days? (I did not read this on the back of a laffy taffy wrapper, though we have plenty of those lying around.)
DING DING DING!!! That man with the funny nose has got it correct!! You get maggots! Tons of them! Creepy, crawly, blood sucking maggots! (Ok, the blood sucking part was added for effect, I believe they don't eat humans, but for all I care, they just might.)
Does Lysol kill them? Does deodorant kill them? Does ammonia kill them? NO! Cuz they are indestructible. Just a tip: after putting down ammonia, wait awhile before putting down anything else, unless you want an explosion.
So what do you do? You sweep them up, step on them, hear them crunch, as all the other girls cower in fear, staring from the window of their apartment. Chicken.
In other news- there's a flu going around camp, and apparently I caught it. What do you do? Nothing. Carry on with daily activities, as is expected of you. If campers comment on how sick you look? You force a smile and say, no, that's just an act.
4 words for y'all: Thank G-d For Shabbat!!!!!!!
oh ew! did you really step on them? oh goodness
ReplyDeletelol YES!! and they did crunch.
ReplyDeletebtw check out my newest post. u are in it..
What kind of explosion did you make, because some of them are rather fun. Others, not so much with the smell.
ReplyDeletelol na, i didnt make an explosion. i was saying dont try it, cuz u might make an explosion
ReplyDeleteOh, well, at least you crunched some buggies.
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