Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Quotes I did not think up. Too bad, I couldve been famous


Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today.

Laugh as much as you breath, and love as long as you live.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
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11 comments:

  1. chanaliaJuly 1, 2009 at 3:24 AM

    darlin, number 9 isnt a quote, its a pickup line, may it one day be used on u..

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  2. AltieJuly 1, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    lol i love it!!!!! thank you, i will say the same for u. yes, iy''h someday i'll have guys falling over my feet. and i'll have to choose just one lucky one... oh how hard to choose...

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  3. chanaliaJuly 1, 2009 at 3:31 AM

    not so hard, choose the guy that doesnt feel the need to use cheesy lines...

    heard on train last night:" so baby watchu do?"
    "i work w/ special needs"
    "aw baby thats reaal good, i got me some special needs to, can you help me?"

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  4. Just like a guyJuly 1, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Chanalia: that's pretty funny.

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  5. chanaliaJuly 1, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    thanks, unfortunately i cant take credit for it, as i am not a hormone filled young man with "special needs"....

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  6. eJuly 1, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Atlie: if you ever get desperate, you can use that line to pick up a guy...

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  7. AltieJuly 1, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    ha. E the day i get deparate... thats probably the day u'll be in the ohel getting engaged to a frum lubav girl.

    chana, seriously? thats so so sad

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  8. bonneJuly 1, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    I like that bright little blue one.

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  9. AltieJuly 1, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    lol the drunk one? ya me too

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  10. MikeinmidwoodJuly 1, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    my fave is number 6

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  11. AltieJuly 1, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    ya that made me laugh.

    hey mike, wutsup? havent seen u here in a while, didnt even know u still followed my blog

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