Found here
I particularly like #8 :)
People have added their own, such as:
Keep your foot between the doors, and say to others that you are expecting a friend... After a while, let the doors close and then ask loundly: Hey Derp, how was your day?..... Then smile to others and whisper: I'm sorry that i'm shouting, my friend is half deaf....
Open your purse/bag and ask "Is there air enough in there?"
Have any funny ones to add?
This was cute too.
Hope you had a good laugh. Wishing everyone a wonderful Shabbos (shawbis).
-Altie
#3 isn't that outlandish. ;] I've done it.
ReplyDeletelol. How'd that work out for you?
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