Saturday, October 31, 2009

Ugh uch uchhhhh!

Crownheights.info, my number #1 disliked site, because of all the awful comments. Read this op-ed. And this one. And this, and maybe this. Read all the op-eds if you have time and patience. I for one do not. Have time, or patience, that is. To read this stuff, let alone all the comments that come with it.

Like really, no one cares what you think, especially if it's a negative comment. If you really feel like you have something valid to say, and care for the world and everyone beyond to hear you screaming your opinion, such as this one,

"antimesira wrote:
Its the easiest thing to blame both sides.
Its the easiest thing to put facts aside.
Its the easiest thing to disregard any issue as “just politics”.
Its the easiest thing to disregard right and wrong.

Its the easiest thing to write up a whole op-ed doing just that.
The FACT is There are people from the community who are facing trial.
The FACT is that the “complainants”/Mossrim are other Yiddin.
The FACT is the above op-ed, as much as the author means well, does not help the party in trouble. 
This is just another “who cares, everybody babies” op-ed.
Send it straight to the shredder."


Then start a blog. Maybe someone will actually read what you write. But to blasphemy your words on this news site, that is just trying to keep the world up to date on the happenings in and around Crown Heights, it's pointless in my opinion. 

Don't read the comments, and I'll be very disappointed to see you comment after following the links.

And then there's this: http://www.shomrimdefense.com/. Honestly, I don't know the whole story, and nor do I care. What DOES bother me is seeing grown men fighting, and taking each other to court, and squabbling like little children. And all I have to say is uuuuuuuccccchhhhhh!!!!! Stop fighting already! Grow up!

And no I will not write an elaborate op-ed for the infamous crownheights.info, because I do not need 100+ negative comments on my opinion alone. So I will say what I have to say here:

Keep your opinion to yourself. Stop fighting. Grow up. Deal with other people in a civilized manner. Grow up. Grow up. Groooooooow up!!!!!! And STOP FIGHTING!!!!!

Is that all? Okay good. And one more thing:

Happy Halloween! Have fun trick-or-treating, and be nice and put out some candy for the cutely dressed kids that come to your door.

We should have Moshiach RIGHT NOW, and no more stupid comments on ch.info!

Hear hear!!

112 comments:

  1. Welcome to the real world. It sucks. Enjoy the ride.

    :-P

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  2. :)

    'Life. It's ever so strange. It's so full of change. Think that you've worked it out then- bang. Right out of the blue, something happens to you, to throw you off course and then you- break down.'

    I haaaaaaaaate it! I want to live in a beautiful virtual with no stress and fighting.

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  3. well bign8, you're in a good mood.

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  4. Whoah, look what's going on in these comments sections! I should come here more often!

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  5. I apologize. That was my attempt at humor. So ill conform:

    GREAT post! I loved it and agree with all of it. (and how come you -as an american- use the word "rubbish"?)

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  6. cuz I have a British friend who's around me all the time. I also say adverts, and spell theatre like that. and spell check is saying that it's wrong.

    so just to confirm: you DO like my post? cuz if u lie, I'll have my forces after you in under a minute. And believe you me, I can find out where you live. Be scared. Be very very scared.

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  7. do NOT say that on the scariest day of the year! I am now afried of pumpkins...

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  8. Pumpkins are nothing to be afraid of. Oh no, not compared to moi when I am mad.

    So, I take it you like my post.

    Do you celebrate halloween in your country?

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  9. Halloween-pumpkins have yellow eyes and mouth that glow in the dark, case closed.

    And all kidding aside i do like it, even agree with it. Its why i dont ever visit any news website. No voziznaez, no cnn, no ch.info or shmais or any other agency that allows knuckleheads voice their opinions on current issues (what am i doing here right?) that includes not only the people posting the comments but also those publishing or writing the article.

    Yes it is, and we have better candy than you.

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  10. Shoot. I was just thinking of sending an op-ed to ch.info asking them to disable the comments option on their website. Way to discourage that.

    glowing pumpkins are super cool. If I celebrated halloween, I'd have one. case closed.

    and you can't possibly have better candy than us. Ask our dentists, America is the biggest industry for awesome candy. Case closed.

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  11. Thats a lot of closed cases. Let's call that the Altie-always-has-to-be-right-and-have-the-last-word methodology

    I know it's a little long, but girls-are-always-right (TM) was taken

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  12. lol. Okay. I agree with you. (Wow you are right this time, thats a first.)

    You can be right. Only if I agree with what you say.

    You wanna have the last word? I'll be quiet.

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  13. what girl experience do you have big n8?

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  14. Anonymous? seriously? right, bc i have no idea who this is. Look, i'm sorry, but i have missed this a lot. Now if you want me gone, say so and im outta here, But there is no reason for the Anonymous.

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  15. Big N8: It seems like you mean to say "there is no reason for the 'anonymity'".

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  16. me? If you think the anonymous is me, it's not.

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  17. You're my hero (can i call you shlome?)

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  18. he's affectionately called 'shriki' (or not affectionately.)

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  19. Wait... Anonymous is not a name? bc that would be so cool. Of course it's not you :) it's all good.

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  20. happy halloween and moshiach now in the same post?

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  21. if you know who anon is, who is it?

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  22. lol. fakewood. good job.

    I see nothing wrong with it. I'm sorry, does it offend you?

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  23. Ahem. I just checked. They are in two separate sentences. Thank you thank you.

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  24. I think its time to use the power of "rubbish"

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  25. fakewood- ok I take that back. But anyway, Moshiach can be talked abt anywhere, anytime. I dont think it'l be insulted being in that same post as halloween.

    and big n8t- whatever you say.

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  26. altie just admit ur a fry mixing the atzmus of moshiach with the klipa of pagan holidays

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  27. chanalia, I am far from being frei. admit that.

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  28. whatever you saaaaaaaaaaay.

    I don't care what you think. Take is a joke, take it as whatever.

    Happy Halloween.

    Moshiach now.

    Seriously? If there is something wrong with that then you are nuts.

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  29. fraiye. nisht a hin un nisht a her. not frum= frei.

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  30. chana, whats 'A fry'??

    fakewood, you are.

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  31. are we getting into religion again? I said I wouldn't do that.

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  32. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I am not a french fry. Or frei.

    you are both nuts

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  33. frei frys are pretty good, u ever tasted fried fryaks b4?

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  34. I have always wondered about the yiddish word "frei", so i did some research.
    It is of course from the German "frei" but that has many meanings. There is the modern translation "free", but that is fairly recent. Other meanings from the Althochdeutschen include: some one who pays for "intimacy", some one who was excommunicated for acting in a un-traditional manner (called freier, they would be sent out of the protecting walls of the city, and free to be killed by anybody without punishment) and "Auf Freiers Füßen" meant that he was looking to get married...

    pick your fav.

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  35. lol. Enlightening.

    I pick the 2nd one, and the last one. I'd rather not be a free target to be killed.

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  36. chanalia- i have never eaten anybody thats pays for intimacy or that had been thrown out of their city.

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  37. do you picture me as a old bald dude.

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  38. most of alties audience is of the over 50 demographic

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  39. the silent readers sent from ch.info

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  40. ok i hear ya. but then i would have a big beard.

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  41. not if you go against certain laws...

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  42. naah, im calling u a possible over 50 year old cannibalistic beard trimmer

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  43. i have bitten myself on ocassion so french frys taste better.

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  44. are u coated in a good batter though?? because you havent tasted fried frys otherwise....

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  45. i dont think so, do you have the recipe for fried frys.

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  46. healthy un battered version: take A FRY, throw them in a vat of hot oil, enjoy... i think they selling them in hell...

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  47. chanalia said...

    most of alties audience is of the over 50 demographic


    Big gasp!!!!! I cant believe you said that!!! I have way more followers than you.

    And chanalia and fakewood: private conversations and flirting are not supposed to take place on my blog. I repeat: get a room!!

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  48. altie im doing you a favor by raising your comment number...geeez, some appreciation??

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  49. im offended and feel used. what am i some kind of piece of meat used for your devious means.

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  50. im not a cannibal like you, therefore you no = meat...and yes altie is a bad person for encouraging her friends to comment to people for the sake of raising numbers..

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  51. Quality vs. quantity. Always.

    Leave now, oh ugly one.

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  52. seriously, everyone seems in need of some sleep

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  53. ch''v. would I do that?

    my blog has as much freedom of speech as the 1st amendment. carry on.

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  54. yossi- lol. that was my last post.

    ppl are going comment crazy. its usually fun.

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  55. chanalia you are encouraging me to eat myself that a bit weird dont you think?

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  56. weird is in eye of beholder....better then eating treif..

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  57. u sure i think murder and ever min a chai come before treif

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  58. we all get an extra hour tonight. ya'll are wasting your's

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  59. better to waste time than to ...uh do other things.....u dont need to murder yourself to eat you, and i dont think ever min hachai is counted on yourself

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  60. what about not eating blood?. see thats why men learne gemoroh.,

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  61. man, im not god, i cant tell you how severe each thing is in his eyes...

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  62. excuse me??? how dare you insult me?

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  63. are you going to strike me down with ligthning?

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  64. chanalia- finally someone else who agrees that you are not god. and here you said it yourself:

    im not god.

    we have it in writing.

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  65. its raining so how will i know its from you?

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  66. chanalia said...

    man, im not god, i cant tell you how severe each thing is in his eyes...
    October 31, 2009 11:51 PM

    proof and all.

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  67. ur believing your gashmius eyes..

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  68. heres another comment for you, altie

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  70. thank you, my dear friend who annoys me to hell. I'm up to 110 in one night! And only cuz u decided to have a full blown conversation with some weird guy on my blog. Good job. You are hired for PR

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  71. Thats what you get for complaining about bad comments.

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  72. That is the most hysterical comment-dialogue i have ever read. i'm laughing out loud and its only 10.20 pm. chanalia, go make some money in the comedy industry.

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  73. big n8t- did I? My mistake. I take it back. I liked yours way better.

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  74. jesus girl, if you don't like it don't read it, your saying how your disgusted by those comments, your doing the exact same thing commenting on how bad they are.

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