Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Airports, road test, simchas bais, some stuuufff

Searching the ramp, again and again and again. Maybe now, no not yet. Check the screen, ya it's on time, came in already. No not yet, people and more people, but not her. Check the exits, no didn't miss her.

Airports make me nervous, coming or going. Even when I'm not flying. I try not to laugh, but those guys with the signs always amuse me. They all look some form of Indian, and probably can't pronounce the name they are holding up. But hey, at least someone will be waiting for them.

10 of them lined up in a row, like characters in a cartoon. Belatedly, I thought of making a sign, but no paper or pen.

Getting nervous, still not here. Check the time again and again. Half an hour passed, how long does it take?

Finally, finally, I see her. Welcome to the US of A! My British friend made it.

Did I say airports make me nervous?

Resolution for the new year: (yes I know R"H passed, but always late then never) be more positive, try not to see the negative.

Simchas bais again tonight. Very nice. Some rain, all the yolis covering up their hats. Lubavitchers don't bother, the hat isn't the main part.

Contacts killing my eyes, bad bad bad, driving test tomorrow, wish me luck. (The old me wouldve sais, I have no chance of passing, but the new POSITIVE me says, I will do it!!)

Soon, the roads will be mine! Mwaahaaahahaha!!

4 comments:

  1. PASS PASS PASS!

    I used getting caught in the rain as an opportunity to put new pinches in my hat.

    I think its not nice to say Yolis. It's m'vazeh R' Yoel and is offensive in the same way it is when people call Lubavitchers Mendies.

    I like the resolution.

    Airports are fun. It is a good place to exhibit religious behaviors which will inevitably be questioned by goyim.

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  2. Who cals us Mendys?? Thats actually funny. Little dancing mendys! hahahaha!!

    Of course you like the resolution. It would be better if I stuck to it though, rather than just say pretty words.

    My father came into the airport, long beard, kappata, hat. He's not even a rabbi, but boy did everyone turn to stare! I love it.

    Mens hats is a whole topic on it's own.

    Sorry abt the yolis, didnt mean it as offensive. (Plus, doubtful any of them read this.)

    Pass... I shall try...

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  3. good luck with your road test!

    If it's offensive to call all Satmars "yoli," it's doubly offensive to call non-Satmar chassidim "yoli."

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