Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Cookies will be my downfall

UUUUUU (that's a sound that is very much like a sigh, like kind of wistful, kind of annoyed at the same time, it's hard to explain, you just have to hear it.)

Cookies. Oh sweet crunchy cookies. Soft chewy chocolaty chip ones, and hard crunchy granola ones. Sandwich cookies with cream inside, black and white creamy cookies, and the fake Jewish oreo cookies. Cookies covered in chocolate, double double fudge, you name it.

I try so hard to stay away from them, but they stare at me with their beady little eyes and say, 'eat me! Eat me!' And I take pity on them cuz they sound so pitiful.

Damn you cookies for getting the best of me.

14 comments:

  1. what is up with you and food today? you freaking me out

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  2. i'm stealing your motto.

    dieting makes you hungry and always thinking about food.

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  3. Cookies have been the downfall of many a people. The real reason Brutus killed Ceaser? Ceaser ate the last chocolate chip cookie, and killed the milk.

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  4. i have no idea what you're talking about, ive never much been into shakespear, but lol, and snort.

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  5. It isn't Shakespeare, but that's ok. I knew what I was saying :)

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  6. damn, and here i was feeling so stupid cuz im not edumacated. thank you. (sarcastic)

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  7. That's exactly the way I feel about Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Mmmm... My mouth is watering just thinking about them.

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  8. We all have our desires, I desire getting married, and the magic 8-ball app on my phone says it will happen this year! Oh, we were talking about food weren't we?

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  9. daniel, god determins, not magic 8 balls. and it'll happen at the right time, may it be soon, and it'll be awesome. see all the bloggers getting engaged now? tis the season, may you be next!!

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  10. Amen to that, I know that Hashem determines it, because the magic 8 ball said she wouldn't be a super model, and when I asked if the magic 8 ball was sure, it said yes again. Hey, a guy can dream right?

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  11. UHHH THOSE THINGS WITH WHEAT IN THEM LOOK AMAZINGGGGGGGGG eat 3 for me right now please. thanking you kindly.

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  12. haha sweety pie, no way!! carrots and cucumbers and protein shakes for me. those things are not healthy, even if theyre pretty.

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  13. 'all the bloggers getting engaged now'
    who you talking about?

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  14. yossi, yes, i knew you were getting engaged, sorry for spilling the beans early.

    can you believe that i run in a few different circles? i know bloggers you dont know. (NOT said in a taunting sing song voice) and another 2 bloggers got engaged to each other, and another guy. thats a total of 3, making it 'all the blggers getting engaged now'.

    and you should be next!

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