Unabomber

I hate change. The Unabomber killed people because he wanted to stop technology from moving forward. Clearly it didn't work and now he is rotting in some prison for life. Probably living off of the technology that he tried to destroy.

I somehow get a new phone once everyone had already upgraded. I seem to be constantly one step behind in technology, in movies, current trends, politics, fashion, current events. And instead of rushing to keep up I just want to scream everyone stop! Stop advancing stop changing stop making new things, just let me get used to this first!

But nobody listens to me. And now there are guns made at home by 3d printers and kids who can operate ipads better than I can and as the world keeps moving into the future I just want it to stop.

I'm scared of change but I'm more afraid of being left behind.

Not the greatest combination.