"So, are you shidduchim?"
"No, please, hold all offers, I have no interest in dating at this time in my life, I am truly enjoying being single."
"So great to see you! Hows life? Are you dating?"
"Yup. Every night a different guy. For no reason as all. Like, cuz they are lining up outside my door."
Hello world. This is my dating rant.
I hate it.
Hateithateithateit.
Like, if I could skip dating and wake up married that would be great.
So, I'll need a bottle of alcohol, and a ticket to Vegas. Who's buying?
People ask such funny questions. I really do appreciate if someone sincerely asks me what kind of guy I'm looking for so they can have me in mind. I am not bothered by the 'Im Yirtze Hashem By you' at friend's lechaims, cuz hey, I can use all the blessings I can get.
But like, "heeeey what's up!! Hows life??? Are you dating? Tell me the gossip! Like, do you have any great dating stories?"
Oh, AND:
"Don't be picky! I have a friend who was so picky and now she's 40 and still single, oy, please, just don't hold out for the perfect guy.
L. O. L.
For real.
Lady, please. Do you know any nice guys for me? Otherwise, take your advice and ****
(I will not throttle her, I will not throttle her....)
In other news, I have vacation coming up this week and still no plans. Any ideas of where to go/ anyone want to join me?
Oh summer, summer, you have barely begun and you are almost over......
I feel for you... I still think the best comment I've heard is, "You should just bite the bullet and get married. You'd be so much happier!" Like, hello? If it were in my control I'd have been married awhile ago.
ReplyDeleteSo where we going on vaca? ;)
:) thanks.
DeleteAnywhere that's not New York. any ideas?
What kind of vacation are thinking about? If you could afford the ticket, the West Coast is gorgeous, but there are some nice beaches on the East Coast too. Summer to me means sun, sand and surf, and watersports are lots of fun in the summer. If you don't like beaches, but are into nature, the Grand Canyon is supposed to be really neat, or how about Yellowstone? If not, there's always Vegas! Really you can just find a cheap hotel room (use priceline or travelocity) somewhere not too far and find attractions nearby for discount prices (look on travelzoo.com).
DeleteAll great ideas.
DeleteI seem to have a certain aversion to the West Coast.
If I had planned better.... But hey, whatever I end up doing it is better than working.